Saturday 1 May 2010

IF ANIMALS WERE ON FACEBOOK...

Internet is obviously a medium for one and only one species- man...Countless new profiles pop up every now and then on social networking sites. Imagine the pandemonium if all other creatures gain access to Facebook...

DOG Who took away my pole? X-(...Pee-king around for a new one...
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DOG1: Don’t worry! Every man has his day...
DOG2: ‘’Dislike’’...why doesn’t FB provide a ‘’shit’’ option?!
KAMINA KUTTA: kkth*...(kutton ki tarah hasna)

DOG1>DOG2 Where r u dude? Don’t see u around these days...
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DOG2: The dog van’s frequently patrolling my area...had to go underground :(
DOG1: Je baat! Become a fan of the Maneka Gandhi page, they won’t lay a finger on you...

DOG3 Yippeee! Mating season’s here!!
10,77,391 BITCHES like this.

COWS, SHEEP, HORSES and GOATS joined the group- WHAT THE **** ARE WE DOING IN FARMVILLE?!
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UGLY DUCKLING took the test ‘’Are you born to be a Swan?’’
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LADY FROG>PRINCESS You boyfriend-kisser, give my frog back X-(...

2,97, 854 FISH became a fan of THE NEW WATERPROOF APPLE iPAD

4, 56, 788 BIRDS joined the group- MAKE AN APPEAL TO STEVE JOBS TO INVENT FLi-PAD

CHAMELEON FB is so inconvenient! No colour theme settings :(...
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CHAMELEON1: Yeah, Couldn’t change my colour in ages! Feeling blue :(...

PORCUPINE joined the group Kaanta Lagaaaa
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EARTHWORM changed it’s Orientation to Bisexual
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FEMALE SNAKE, you have 1 friendship request from
MALE SNAKE- 1 mutual friend
‘’Zeher hai ke pyar hai tera chumma? Will you be my friend?’’
Confirm. Ignore.

FEMALE SNAKE and MALE SNAKE are now friends.
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FEMALE SNAKE>MALE SNAKE Let’s Hissss and make up....
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SPIDER This web is even more confusing than mine!
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SNAIL1>SNAIL2 Oh no, not again! I will wait till you connect the internet router and return. C u soon :)
April 22 at 1:53pm. Comment. Like.
SNAIL2: Done! See, I am quicker than your dial-up connection :P...
June 3 at 8:43 am. Delete.

MOUSE is in a Relationship
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MOUSE1: Your updates are always so ‘’cheesy’’! How I wish I had such a love story to boast of!
MOUSE: Then why don’t you make a ‘’Squeakquel’’?

COCKROACH1, ROACH2, ROACH3.....were tagged in 112 billion photos
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LIZARD1, LIZARD2....were tagged in 90, 567, 878 photos
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TIGER1 and TIGER2 were tagged in two photos
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TIGER1: Extinction alert!


BAT1 Can someone tell me how to change settings on FB so that the updates appear in ascending chronological order?...The banes of hanging upside down...Arrrrgh...
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BAT2: Abbey dhakkan make ur screen upside down :P...


9, 768, 324 CROWS are attending the event PREMIERE OF MOVIE PHOONK
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ELEPHANT Fie on size zero! 3600-2400-3600 trend is back in vogue!
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CAMEL THAR me kiska SAHARA lu?
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BABY BLACK BUCK :)))))))))))))))))))))))
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MOM BLACK BUCK: Beta so jao nahi to Salman Khan aa jayega...

CAT gave purrrfect answers; the interviewer was so Purrrplexed by her Purrrspectives that he recruited her at Purrrrcept motion picture...

ROOSTER took the test AM I A GOOD EMPLOYEE?
Result: You are the most loyal employee. Blame it on the Cell phones, Morning calls and Alarm Clocks. People will understand your worth some day, when these gadgets let them down.

PIG had an indulgent Sunday! A scintillating slushy mud bath, followed by a sumptuous meal of rotten insects and fresh worms...

CROCODILE1>CROCODILE2 Don’t shed Lalit Modi tears...
1323 crocodiles like this. Comment.
Crocodile3: Thanks to that man, we have been freed from the curse!

RATI says she can go on and on...She is leaving the rest to your imagination...

Cheers!

4 comments:

  1. btw does it matter on wich article i comment?i commented on an older one..hope dat pops up!

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  2. Thanks a zillion Abhijat!! I read ur comment :)

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  3. woww...

    54,21,214 chickens, 67,87,654 swans, 32,445 ducks, 500 reindeers likes veganism

    nikhil likes IF ANIMALS WERE ON FACEBOOK...

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  4. lol...good addition...Thanks a bunch :)

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